Two ladders, both left where they fell
Naruto published more ranking apparatus than anything else on this site, and
then stopped maintaining all of it. The abandonment is legible and dated,
which makes it far more useful here than a system still in good repair would
have been.
The scorecard. Three databooks, in 2002, 2005 and 2008, each scoring
characters from 0.5 to 5 across eight categories for a total out of forty. The
system is careful, it is consistent, and it is applied to hundreds of people.
The highest total it ever issued is 35.5, shared by Jiraiya and Itachi. Both are
dead before the final third of the story. No verified numeric rating exists for
anyone at Six Paths power or beyond — the book stopped being printed at
precisely the moment the story began escalating past what it could describe.
So the top tier of this page is unscored, and the second tier contains the
published maximum. Reading down the page you pass the highest number the
franchise ever assigned at position eight.
The rank. Genin, chunin, jonin, kage, with promotion by examination. It
fails in the opposite direction: not by stopping, but by never being applied.
Naruto’s promotion ceremony is interrupted by an invasion and never
rescheduled, so he holds the entry grade through every subsequent event and
then becomes Hokage anyway. Sasuke has the same gap for a different reason.
Kakashi is the control case, promoted through the whole ladder before he is
old enough for the academy his students later attend.
A system that can rate its protagonist lowest and its protagonist’s teacher
highest, while the two of them are standing next to each other in the same
fight, is not measuring the thing its users think it measures.
What is thin here, said plainly
Two entries on this page rest on less than the others and it would be dishonest
to hide it in the ordering.
Hagoromo is off the scale and that is the reason. What is attributed to him
is the largest set of acts in the franchise and almost none of it is depicted
as a contest — it arrives as recollection, as legend, and as a spirit handing
power to somebody else. That is not nothing, but it is a different kind of
evidence, and a ranking that mixes the two silently is doing the thing this
site exists to object to.
Kaguya is second rather than first for a related reason. What she is shown
doing is enormous. What is claimed for her in most rankings —
speeds, yields, comparisons to whole cosmologies — is built by chaining
inferences from those feats rather than from anything a chapter states. This
page’s rules do not let a chain of that kind carry a top placement, and a rule
that is waived for the character everybody wants at the top is not a rule.
Everything above is argued from a story still running, written now by people
other than the author who started it.